“How about if I do it tomorrow morning?”
“Really? I’ll believe it when I see it.”
“But first you have to do something for me in exchange.”
“In exchange? What do you mean?”
“I’m proposing we do a barter. A service for a service.”
“What service could I possibly provide you, I wonder.”
“Well—funny you should ask. I was kind of thinking about a little sexual service.”
“You know I’m not sexually attracted to you.”
“I know. I’m not asking you to be attracted. I’m just asking you to lie back and let me do vile and unruly things to your body.”
“What kinds of vile and unruly things?”
“Nothing too weird. Just standard stuff. How about it? A clean attic for an hour of indifferent sex.”
“And I just have to lie back? I don’t have to be interested at all?”
“Right. I’ll do everything.”
“Do I have to kiss you?”
“Not unless you want to.”
“Do I have to hug you?”
“Not unless you want to.”
“Do I have to fake an orgasm?”
“Not unless you want to.”
“That sounds like a deal I can’t refuse.”
“I thought so.”
“When do we start?”
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