“It’s just a slap, that’s all. Just a slap between husband and wife. You’ll feel a short burning sensation, and your cheek will be red for a while, but there’ll be no permanent damage.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Please let me. Please.”
“No.”
“Just once. Just one little slap?” “I’m trying to watch television!”
“You’re crazy.”
“I know. May I slap you?”
“You’ll let me watch television afterward?”
“Yes.”
“All right. If you insist. Go ahead—slap me.” The wife walks up, pulls her arm back, and slaps the husband with as much of her might as she thinks proper. “There,” he says. “Feel better?” “Much, much better.”
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